August 18, 2015

20 Reasons Not to Go to Peru

Machu Picchu, a Peruvian Historical Sanctuary in 1981 and a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 1983. One of the New Seven Wonders of the World

Peru is obviously a terrible place to take a family vacation and we don’t know what good things to say about it, if there are any.

1. There’s nothing beautiful or magical about Machu Picchu

 

2. Really, there isn’t anything worth seeing

 

3. Everything is old, who likes finding ancient Incan ruins anyway?

 

4. Llamas aren’t cool or fun animals at all

 

5. And why would you ever want to meet one?

 

6. The weaving isn’t colorful or artistic

 

7. There isn’t anything good to buy in the markets

 

8. The fruit doesn’t look appetizing either

 

9. San Blas seems like a drag and unoriginal

 

10. All of the cities seem pretty bland

 

11. The churches aren’t beautiful by any means

 

12. Or unique

 

13. Nothing exciting, fun, or different ever happens

 

14. No one ever has fun river rafting

 

15. Or taking mountain valley train rides

 

16. All of the birds are boring

 

17. And who would want to see this?

 

18. Or hike here?

 

19. Or sleep next to this terrible view?

 

20. There is also no way your family has fun

 

Check out these Peru itineraries to see what you won’t be missing out on!